Best day of the year, almost here!

So for those of you that don't know or just refuse to be a patriot. The 4th of July is nearing. The 4th is the best holiday ever created by man if you disagree you are wrong so don't disagree anymore.

Now in the traditional spirit of steven alan merk, I will be building a even bigger and better special treat full of wiring know how and mystery. Lets just put it this way it involves lets so as many as eight airbags (yes from a car) and a good 60 feet of wire. Dangerous? Yes however I am a trained professional in the proper disposal and transporting of said explosive device. Basically all that means is I know how not to blow my perty lil face off. Don't be a dumbass and try this at home, and if you are don't blame me cause I did say that to cover my furry butt.

All that legal non-sense being said.... I will now answer why I love the 4th so much...

1) Everyone rides bikes and no one cares if you bump into them. It is all awesome all day.

2) Merk are you sure this is safe? is my favorite thing to hear. The fact "Don't worry I am a professional" has become a acceptable answer makes me even more happy.

3) Pools. I just worked a job in downey that was hotter then haiti on national throw shit in the volcano day and I have wanted to swim every day since then. However, I have refused to indulge and will hold out until the 4th comes.

4) Why are block party's so awesome? Last year my mom told me to go in the house before the neighbors see that was pretty awesome coming from the lory.

5) Roman candles and metal trash can lids. You do the math.

6) Everyone says hi, more then halloween, more then christmas, more then any other day, people are friendly.

7) My many years of consumer experience have led me to this observation. If you are going to a party and are short on money buy Pabst, I mean come on it won a blue ribbon. The 4th is the day for Pabst because for some reason on this glorious day it is priced lower then any other day.

Those are just a few but think about them and agree.

Merk